....I'm Not Food [Open]

[kirux]

"Wha!"

Kirux had fallen out of her portal once again before landing on the ground. Though... she thought it was the ground until she place her hand on it to help herself up. Lifting her hand, she could see the slim that connected from her hand to the... whatever the ground was going to be call.

Cursing to herself, she stood up completely, trying to clean herself from the slim that was now on her back. Able to at least get most of them off. There was this odd smell in the air and she was force to hold her breathe before getting use to it.

Searching the area, she try to figure out where she was. A head of her, she saw boats of different kind and the walls of this... place.. all look like slimed meat. Or the inside of a mouth.

Wait... mouth? Kirux try her best not to sum up the answer that she was indeed... eaten... But she was still alive... right? So she wasn't completely eaten... and maybe someone just like decorating the whole place like a mouth? Yeah... that might be it.

[peterpan]

"Oh Gross! Nasty! Tinker Bell, how did you get stuck there?"

Peter Pan was covered in goo, as if he had been rolling around in every since disgusting substance found within that disgusting mouth. He was pulling out a pathetic looking Tinker Bell, the pixie chiming as she tried to shake off the sticky substance that glued her wings to her back.

"I know, I know! Just sit on my shoulder until it dries, okay Tink?"

She glared as she was set on his shoulder, looking depressed before leaning against that tanned neck with a sigh. This just didn't seem to be her day. In fact, it didn't seem to be Peter's day either as he flew away from the "wall" with a disgusted look on his face.

"I am not going to take a bath, no way." He almost growled, trying to shake some of the thicker substance off his hands before wiping it on his tights with a groan. This was not fun, not fun at all! In fact, he was so caught up in how "unfun" everything was that he almost cruised right into Kirux before noticing the girl.

He stopped, blinking right in front of her before "jumping" back in flight.

"A girl! What's a girl doing here?!"

[kirux]

Kirux was so lost in thoughts, that she nearly jump at the sight of someone else that almost ran into her.

Letting out a small scream before falling backwards to land on the sticking stuff again. "Great..." She made a deep sigh before standing up again, trying her best to at least get the stuff off of her. But it seem it doesn't want to come off of her cloak at all... well some did come off... very little though.

"A girl! What's a girl doing here?!"

Kirux almost snap at the words of that. What was he to say that?! It wasn't like this was a girl free zone or something. "What about me being a girl? What? I'm not allow here or something?!" She took note of this boy, seeing that he could pretty much... fly... odd...

There was also something on his shoulder that seem to be like a pixie? It was one! "What about that thing on your shoulder? Isn't that a girl?" She folded her arms before glaring at this kid, but her eyes slowly soften, just a little bit... Before she spoke again.

"Why are you here? Who are you?" She spoke in a more softer tone now. Maybe this boy could lead a way out or something.

[keldric]

Keldric wondered though the area, after battling his way through the Heartless in the strange rooms, to find himself within a strange flooded room. There was wood stacked in all kinds of places, and it wasn't until he jumped over to one of them to cross the water that one of them was a boat. As he jumped over platforms, he noticed the pink walls of this one giant room that was definately bigger than the others was a row of sharp... teeth. He opened his mouth a little.

Somehow, he had opened a portal not into a word, but a living animal.

He was about to portal out, when he noticed some people down near the water nearby. He hopped down the wood towards them.

"Hello." he said musically, looking between them with azure, intense eyes. "I was wondering... have either of you heard of any keybladers?" he asked them innocently, assuming they were this 'worlds' inhabitants.

Some sucky life to be stranded inside of an animal.

[peterpan]

Peter laughed when Kirux fell back into the muck, holding his sides as he shifted in mid-air as if rolling around on the floor. The boy seemed to find it amusing for some reason or another, even if he happened to be just as dirty as the Nobody.

"What about me being a girl? What? I'm not allow here or something?!"

"I said that? When did I say that? I just don't see girls that often... Other than Wendy and Tigerlilly..."

"What about that thing on your shoulder? Isn't that a girl?"

"That's not a girl, that's Tink! Tink ain't a girl." Peter responded as if he knew everything (which he did, of course) and seemed to ignore both Kirux's and Tinker Bell's glares. Tink seemed to start and tell him off before deciding she was too tired as she started to climb up his hair and hide under his hat.

"Why are you here? Who are you?"

"I'm Peter Pan, and I got here because I was flying over the ocean outside of Neverland and this big fish JUMPED out of the water and ate Tinker Bell! It was huge! Like, as big as me! So when it disappeared I flew under the water and wrestled it, punching it until it finally spit up Tinker Bell and swam away in a huff. Poor Tink, was she mad! She was so busy telling me off that I didn't even notice this BIG WHALE swimming up behind us until it swallowed us whole! Like a couple sunflower seeds or something."

Peter rapidly recounted his story, moving his arms in a flail and even punctuating how big the fishes were by stretching out his arms. He flew to and fro as he babbled, almost knocking both Tink and his hat off before he finally finished with a beam.

"It was really fun! What's your name? How did you get here?"

"Hello."

"Hi! Did you get eaten too?" Peter's attention was immediately drawn to the new voice in the, er, room. He darted over to the newcomer with a curious look, flying around the boy a couple times before looking between him and Kirux.

"I was wondering... have either of you heard of any keybladers?"

"Not Since I saw Sora forever ago. No, whales don't seem to swallow Keybladers unless they get mad."

[kirux]

Kirux face seem to burn in embrassment as the boy laughed at her.

Can this boy be any more empty in his skull?

She just roll her eyes at him, taking note that this boy wasn't use to seeing girls around at all. Was his world only full of boys or something? Kirux's eyes examine Peter's cloths... Could be... She thought but shrug it off.

Her face quickly turn with interest for awhile as Peter told his story, loosing that face quickly though. She fold her arms and pretend to hold interest in it, but her face was to easy that he read 'Did this really happen?' on her face. "Peter Pan, huh?" She store his name inside her head, noting that it was easy to pronounce too.

"It was really fun! What's your name? How did you get here?"

"I'm-"

"Hello."

She was cut off by another voice, seeing another male. Kirux just roll at Peter's comment with the whole eaten thing. "Hello there. I'm Kirux." She announce to both of them.

I was wondering... have either of you heard of any keybladers?"

"Depends on why you're asking." She stated, knowing that she was one also, but she didn't know if she should trust people with information like that around strangers. Kirux seem to twitch completely at Peter's words. Noting his words of 'whales eats keybladers only when they're mad' statement.

"I'll take note not to make it mad next time, then..." She grumble under breathe as she cross her arms.

[keldric]

The boy flickered his eyes between the two, getting two seperate answers from both of them. His eyes narrowed slightly and his blonde eyebrows furrowed, focusing first on the answer from the boy who had some bizarre power to fly circles around him, accompanied by a small golden fairy. "Okay, king of the fairies, cool it!" he nicknamed him, growing a bit irritated by his enthusiastic nature.

He tried out the name he had given him. "Sora..." he memorised, storing the name for later use. "So where can I find this 'Sora'?"

The girl answered him next before he could get the question out of the little pansy. He looked in her eyes, and noticed shockingly that there was no color, only white, and a black circle where the pupil should be. He shuddered a little, considering that she wasn't exactly human. As he listened to her cryptic answer, his anger increased slightly, realizing she must have known something. Otherwise, she would have given him a flat out answer. In fact, they both seemed to know keybladers, and on a first name basis, not seeming to be afraid of them in any way.

He gritted his teeth and stepped forward to them, a deep scowl crossing his face. "You know them, don't you, snake-eyes!?" he accused Kirux, then looked suspiciously at them both. "You know those horrible keybladers, don't you!? Tell me where they are!"

A dark aura appeared around him as the stepped forward in a battle stance. In a flash of light contrasting with the darkness, a keyblade was summoned in his hand, a unsymetrical golden keyblade with a purple shadow at it's tip. "Tell me where they are right now, or I'll destroy both of you with one of their cursed blades!!!" his voice roared as it grew stronger with venomous rage, pointing it's tip dangerously towards Peter Pan and Kirux.

[peterpan]

"So where can I find this 'Sora'?"

Peter, as carefree as he was, knew when there was trouble. When people got angry it changed the air, it moved their faces in ways they didn't normally move and changed the way their eyes looked. Normally Peter didn't care one way or the other, but this time... This time it was bad. How could someone his age be just as bad as any pirate? No, he couldn't be...

"You know them, don't you, snake-eyes!? You know those horrible keybladers, don't you!? Tell me where they are!"

The moment the boy stepped into his battle stance the "fairy king"'s demeanor changed immediately. Sure the green-clad one grinned, but it was far more feral than any of the previously friendly smiles he had been flashing Kirux. The laugh that slipped out was a little more barking and loud than before, and his posture had changed considerably. That dagger was drawn, wielded with the ease and skill of someone who was familiar with blades and their uses.

"Tell me where they are right now, or I'll destroy both of you with one of their cursed blades!!!"

"Someone's got a big head if they think they can defeat Peter Pan. The last man who fought with me ended up with his right hand cut off and fed to a crocodile, and I was just having a little fun!"

Peter's response wasn't venomous at all, it was as mocking and snide as only a cocky little boy could be. There was no fear in his voice (Peter wasn't afraid of anything, either through his naivety or his apathy), only the same enthusiasm he had displayed during the past introductions. Perhaps Kirux was right in the assumption that Peter's head was empty.

"Nobody threatens my friends, got that? Nobody threatens me. Ready, Kirux? I think this little yellow-bellied fruitcake needs a lesson in interrogation!"

[kirux]

Fairy...King? Alright, sure Peter Pan had a Fairy with him, but that doesn't give him a title too, does it? Kirux noted that the boy look away from her eyes, knowing that he had gaze upon them. She knew she would get some reactions like that sooner or later.

"You know them, don't you, snake-eyes!?"

Snake....eyes....?

Right about there, Kirux felt like running under a bed cover and just scream mentally there. Sadly, there's none here. So... She just stood there looking a bit depress and a hint of anger. In a flash of light, Kaldric had pull out his keyblade. It look like a jungle type keyblade, something she hasn't seen before.

"You know those horrible keybladers, don't you!? Tell me where they are! Tell me where they are right now, or I'll destroy both of you with one of their cursed blades!!!" Yeah... about that yelling, it kinda started to hurt Kirux hears. I mean... man can this kid can yell. What he do? Take yelling classes or something? Kirux only let out a sigh, listening to Peter's story again. But this time showing some interest to hear someone like Peter cutting off someone's hand, he really didn't look like the type to do that.

"Nobody threatens my friends, got that? Nobody threatens me. Ready, Kirux? I think this little yellow-bellied fruitcake needs a lesson in interrogation!"

Friend? She thought for a second. She just met Peter and he already consider her as a friend? With a shrug, she didn't mind. She did find a few jokes she could use inside Peter's sentence. She was a Nobody after all, but didn't threaten anyone...much... There was a pause.... Oh? Her turn to speak? Alright...

"Funny... I'm a 'Nobody'...." She mumble mainly to herself. I swear you got some issue yelling kid. What you do? Take yelling lesson? And I do know a keyblader." A bright flash of light shine as her Lure Breaker Keyblade was summon into her hand. She lift her blade, making it the same level as Keldrc's blade and pointed at it.

"There's one right here. Me." She gave a smirk to Keldric as her eyes narrow. Being completely ready to teach this 'little yellow-bellied fruitcake' a lesson in interrogation.

"Well? You found one. Now what are you going to do?"

[keldric]

"Who are you calling fruitcake, man-in-tights? You're fruitier than a grocer's stall!" Keldric snapped back at Peter Pan, watching judgingly as he pulled out a dagger. He chuckled tauntingly at Peter's puny little blade. Was he seriously looking to fight his keyblade with that tiny tool?

He then looked at Kirux. "No, only someone like you would be stupid enough to invent something as lame as 'yelling lessons'." Keldric smirked as Kirux then labeled herself a 'nobody', not knowing it meant entirely something different, until the smirk melted into a angry scowl as Kirux summoned some evil-looking keyblade. "I knew it! You're a Keyblader! You know the people who destroyed my world, didn't you!?" Then he pointed his Keyblade up at Peter Pan. "And you were protecting her, you nail-filing, pansy murderer! Or so you say you are. Yeah right. Enough talking the talk, time to walk the walk!"

He bolted forward and slashed his keyblade in front of him, sending out a powerful shockwave of energy in the form of his Power Strike attack. Hopefully, if it was successful, it would damage Kirux and Peter while knocking them backwards on the ground or sending them flying backwards through the air. It was a wide attack, so it had to hit one at least one of them. Then he would make his move.

"That's what I'm going to do, you evil freakshows!" he retorted back to Kirux's last remark. "You might as well give up and tell me who's responsibile for killing everyone in my world, right NOW!!!"

[peterpan]

What was a grocer's stall? What was a grocer, was it some sort of new horse or something? Wait no, Wendy had mentioned something about a "grocer" when she came to Neverland, wanting to buy food there so she could make dinner. Peter had laughed at her at the time, finding it amusing that someone would actually pay for food. Wendy hadn't liked it too much at the time, and reacted all hurt and told him not to be so mean. Apparently London wasn't the only place that had Grocers...

"What about tights? I'm a freak? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?"

"I knew it! You're a Keyblader! You know the people who destroyed my world, didn't you! And you were protecting her, you nail-filing, pansy murderer! Or so you say you are. Yeah right. Enough talking the talk, time to walk the walk!"

Peter gave the boy a look of confusion, something that would be best translated as "What the...?" in anyone's book. He looked back at Kirux, silently asking if she knew what this weirdo was talking about before once more glowering at Keldric. This boy was Crazy with a capital C, and Peter had met some crazy folks before.

By the time the "fairy king" had looked back at Keldric the keyblader had already attacked. Peter was actually at a disadvantage in the air, having nothing to stop him from moving backwards as he attempted to parry the blow. Peter flipped, whirling almost out of control as the blow hit him square in the chest, actually making him skid into the "floor" of Monstro's mouth before stopping in the muck. Peter sat up, shaking it off as he looked down at his torn tunic before growling at Keldric.


"That's what I'm going to do, you evil freakshows! You might as well give up and tell me who's responsibile for killing everyone in my world, right NOW!!!"

"I don't know what you're talking about you little stick boy, but I've never had anything to do with any destruction of any world. Ever. You just attacked me for no reason other than the fact that Kirux is a keyblader." Peter snarled back, his dexterity revealing itself as he moved almost instantly from his fallen position into an attack at Keldric. He gave a barking laugh as he feinted an attack at the boy's front before darting up and over the blonde's head to attack his back. "Did you ask us? Why don't you ask her? Hey, Kirux, you destroy any worlds lately?"

[kirux]

He gots a point there... Kirux slump a bit before taking a glance at Peter, turning to stare back at Keldric. So... yeah... Peter kinda did look a bit more fruity then a grocer's stall... So she didn't really make any come backs.

"No, only someone like you would be stupid enough to invent something as lame as 'yelling lessons'."

Kirux just twitch at his words. "Not my fault it sounds like you took classes on how loud you could yell." Kirux made a deep sigh, noticing Keldric's expression no not knowing on what she meant on 'nobodies'. "Uh... I'm a 'Nobody' ones who were born after someone have died. We're just empty shells a bit of a look alike with very small details from the original person. We also, have no hearts. So don't bother trying to strike there for a instant kill." She said quickly as she pointed over her chest, where I heart should be.

"I knew it! You're a Keyblader! You know the people who destroyed my world, didn't you! And you were protecting her, you nail-filing, pansy murderer! Or so you say you are. Yeah right. Enough talking the talk, time to walk the walk!"

She just roll her eyes at him. Turning to Peter as he asks her if she understood him, she gave off her hand gesture in a 'so-so' manner. Kirux couldn't remember someone who acted like this before her. There was... Seifer... but he was more baring then this idiot before her. Plus... Seifer didn't yell like this kid. Before Kirux could even a comment, Keldric release an attack.

Out of shock, she summon one of her Dusk to stand in front of her, trying to use it to take the hit instead, it did but it didn't take it all completely. It still send Kirux flying, sliding on the gooey ground. With a groan she stood again, cleaning herself the best she could before gripping her keyblade tighter.


"That's what I'm going to do, you evil freakshows! You might as well give up and tell me who's responsibile for killing everyone in my world, right NOW!!!"

Kirux stood her ground as Peter went in for attack, she took this a single to also attack. She dash to his front before taking a spin to swing her leg to his ribs, turning and twisting her body until she was now completely facing Keldric face to face.

"Did you ask us? Why don't you ask her? Hey, Kirux, you destroy any worlds lately?" She took a pause as she jump back o get more room away from Keldric. Did she destroy any worlds? There was the Deep Jungle, but that was Vincent's doing since he started to fire. She didn't bother checking if it went out by now, but it should. But then there was other worlds...

She let out a nervous cough at the thought of it. "Maybe...? Don't remember." She kinda did remember, almost blowing up one world from a bomb because she pressed the wrong button, but that world is okay now... she thinks...

[keldric]

"Yeah, and it's a lot better than what you see when you look at your own reflection, and scream at it 'cause of how ugly it is, flying freak!" the dark keyblade snidely retorted at Peter Pan, satisfied with his comeback. Then Keldric looked at Kirux with the same cocky expression. "Aww, what's the matter baby, scared because someone is yelling at you? Yeah, I guess it isn't your fault. There's no such thing as stupid questions... just the stupid people who ask them, like you."

The smirk was wiped off his face when she summoned a white creature that he had seen before, that had attacked the Heartless... then she explained she was a Nobody, that were someone 'born after someone have died. We're just empty shells... we, also have no hearts.' He couldn't believe that someone that fought the Heartless could also be a keyblader, but then realized this was not a somebody... this was a Nobody. Or, so she said. He wasn't really sure if he could trust anything she said. He would have to confirm it later...

"So you summon evil little creatures, tell me you don't have a heart, and you're berating me for attacking you? Yeah, I'm the evil one... not!" he clarified with a tone thick of sarcasm towards Kirux and then shot a knowng, confident look at Peter Pan, followed with a slight confident chuckle. "All you speak is lies, while your actions speak the truth! Don't think you're innocent, you said you know a keyblader, and all other keybladers are my enemy! And by the way, my 'stick' is a lot bigger than your excuse for a knife. What do you use that for, to shave your legs to fit into your tights, pansy boy?"

He really did have a loud mouth; but he was only defending himself verbally as well as physcally, and was distracted by this as Peter Pan raced through the air after his Power Strike attack. He feinted the attack and Keldric ducked out of instinct, but Peter's knife still struck him on the back of the head before he could tuck into a roll. The green fairy started asking him to ask Kirux mockingly if she had destroyed worlds as he stood up again, while he shot an expectant look towards the Nobody girl who swung a kick towards him.

He grabbed the girl's leg before it could reach his chest as his Keyblade disappeared, in reaction he spun her around him while holding it and when he came full circle a few times, he let go at exactly the right time to throw Kirux up at Peter Pan from his postion he was currently floating in the air. It could hit him, or he could catch her in time. Either way, it didn't matter. Cause seconds later he summoned his Sacred Dusk keyblade back into his hands and threw his keyblade up towards them for good measure.

By this time, Kirux had sounded like she sincerly submitted her answer about destroying worlds. 'Maybe, I don't know.' Either Peter's question had backfired on him, or they were just humoring him. Either way, he didn't believe either of them. "Like I would believe anything you would say! Nice try, you'll have to do better than that! I hope you fight better than you lie!"

[peterpan]

"Pfft, Captain Hook could come up with better insults than you can, and he came from someplace called "Yale"."

Peter was just as surprised as Keldric when the Dusk appeared, the flying boy actually "scooting" away in the air as he tried to decide which was the bigger threat. His face, an open book anyway, displayed something between hurt betrayal and anger that he had been stupid enough to believe these two.

"You! That's a Heartless! You're a Nobody?"

Peter's attention once more snapped back to Keldric before he smirked, eyes narrowing faintly.

"You're just jealous you don't look half as good as I do in these tights, Nyaaah!" A bright red tongue was stuck out at the dark keyblader before the boy in the air laughed, holding his sides. His laughing continued, albeit quieter as Kirux was thrown into the air by the irate youth down below. Peter debated on letting the girl fall, seeing as she was in league with the Heartless and possibly his enemy... But Luxord was a Nobody as well, and he worked with King Mickey so it was obvious they weren't all bad.

His decision was made for him instinctively, arms shooting out to catch the thrown girl in a habit he had built up with Wendy and her troubles flying. The boy was far stronger than he looked, hefting Kirux with apparent ease as he dropped her as best possible behind Keldric before aiming a kick at his head. The movement caused the wound on his chest to burn angrily, but a mere flesh wound wasn't going to make Peter Pan cry!

"You talk to much. I'd almost think you were a grown-up the way you yell at us!" That feral grin returned once more as he snarked out his comment, shooting up out of his reach once more. "You alright Kirux? This big mouth didn't hurt you, did he? If he keeps talking all the hot air he's letting out might deflate his big head."

[kirux]

With a loud gasp, Kirux has been thrown like a doll by Keldric, being caught by Peter. Giving a nod to Peter once she had set her down. "Yeah, I'm fine." She mumble out in almost a growl, seeming angry at the thick headed keyblader before them.

"Aww, what's the matter baby, scared because someone is yelling at you? Yeah, I guess it isn't your fault. There's no such thing as stupid questions... just the stupid people who ask them, like you."

Kirux once shaking body stop instantly once he said that. Continuing to listen to his smart remarks about how she was evil and the likes. Her grip on her keyblade tighten up more then before. If this was the reaction of fake emotions, she didn't want it do stop. Her rage felt like it was consuming her and her mind, targeting only one person in the whole area. Keldric.

"Like I would believe anything you would say! Nice try, you'll have to do better than that! I hope you fight better than you lie!"

Kirux let out a small growl at Keldric, almost barking at him. "I had have enough of you..." She growl again. "One: I don't lie. I'm just honestly rude. Two: I'm not evil nor good. I don't like choosing sides, I go on how I want to go. And Three: You do talk a lot. If all keybladers are your enemy, then good luck on trying to get rid of me." With a grin, a creeper appear by her side before transforming into a katana. Taking it into her hand quickly.

"Peter, I don't blame you if you trust me or not. It's your choice." She knew Peter had given her that look at her when she summon one of her dusks.

With that said, she dash to Keldric once more before jumping into the air, swinging the creeper/katana down to Keldric. Swinging down at him again with her keyblade this time.