Post by boss2 on Mar 25, 2012 11:15:26 GMT -5
It was a beautiful day in the land. Birds were singing, there wasn't a cloud in the sky and the grass was growing like weeds. A bunny hopped through the forest, carrying a basket in its arms and hiding what looked like colored eggs in various places. He also seemed to be in a foul mood, grumbling to himself. "Always gotta do this every year and for what?" he darkly muttered to himself. "No recognition, no pay, not even a good dental plan. How am I supposed to feed my several dozen children with this sort of work, is what I wanna know?! It's not like solutions just fall out of the sky!" However, fate is somewhat of a jokester, if a cruel one. At that very moment, a doorway into the Void opened, ripping a hole in the sky above the Easter Bunny. When it finished opening, a red, armor-clad figure fell through it, along with a green dog who howled as the two fell from the sky. While the dog managed to land on its feet with a measure of grace, the figure fell on his face. The Easter Bunny nearly got smashed by the figure and managed to bound away in time. Needless to say, he was confused as the Void opening closed.
"GRAH! Cursed Void! Initiating Dramatic Entrance Pattern Zeta!" Gilgamesh yelled, albeit muffled from his face still in the ground. He then flipped over onto his feet and shook the dirt off of him. He then posed dramatically and said:
"Prepare for Trouble
And be sure to make it double!
To protect the world from pacification!
To fight all warriors within any nation!
To increase the size of expansive hoard!
To extend my reach to the strongest sword!
Gilgamesh!
GILGAMESH!
Team Excalipur blasting off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Arrrooooooo!" (Translation: Enkidu! That's right!")
"Ha! Our best entrance yet if I do say so myself! AND I DO!" Gilgamesh boldly exclaimed. He then brought himself into a fighting stance and shouted, "Now warrior! It is time to do battle, with your sword on the line! LET US FIGHT... Like... men?" Gilgamesh looked around to find no one around. Just idyllic trees in an idyllic forest under an idyllic sky. "But but but but... I was told there would be warriors of phenomonal might here! I WANT MY AGENT!" Enkidu suddenly barked and looked at the Easter Bunny. The Bunny, being a rabbit, tried to hide, but pain shot up its leg and it fell. It rolled over and sat up, massaging its leg. He must've pulled a muscle dodging the oaf's descent. "AHA! Yes, Enkidu, it IS a tiny woodland animal!" Enkidu looked up at its master and barked again. "No, I forbid you eating it! It'll go straight to your thighs!" Enkidu barked again, somehow adding a terseness to the sound. "Yes, hindlegs, my mistake."
"You big oaf! You could've killed me and then no one would be able to hide these eggs!" The Easter Bunny yelled adorably at the swordsman.
"GAH! IT TALKS!" Gilgamesh yelled, jumping in fright.
"Of course I talk! I'm the Easter Bunny. Grr... I wonder if Cupid has this problem..." The Easter Bunny then tried to get up, but fell to the ground again. Man, that hurt.
"Oh my! Are you hurt, adorable woodland critter?" Gilgamesh asked, concerned for the bunny's well-being.
"Oh, I'm fine, probably just pulled a mus-" The Bunny began. It stopped when an idea occurred to it. It was such a good idea, he almost wondered why he hadn't thought of it before now. He immediately clutched his leg and began crying crocodile tears. "OH WOE IS ME!" The Bunny yelled, milking the tragedy for all its worth. "My leg has broken in eight places! However will I hide these eggs for the denizens of this universe to find?!"
"Errr..." Gilgamesh looked at his faithful companion, who only uttered a small "woof". The swordsman then began thinking, a rare thing for him. "That is usually not something we do... Besides, I'm sure someone will come along and help you out of your predicament. I mean, we're swordsman, not-"
"There's a rare sword in it for ya if you get people to find the eggs you hide."
"ENKIDU, TO THE GILGA-MOBILE! WE HAVE COLORED BREAKFAST TO HIDE!"
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Greetings, CM! It is I, GILGAMESH, the best swordsman in the world! I have hidden eggs all over this land and am now tasking you all to find them! Great riches and possible shenanigans are yours for the low, low price of signing up! And yes, the people signing up will be split into teams, so get people you trust on your side for better egg finding! SO GET TO IT! Post in this thread to sign up to this illustrious event! You have until April 1st, 2012! I WANT THAT SWORD, DON'T LET ME DOWN!
"Arf."
Yes, yes, I'm getting to that. Enkidu says hello.
"GRAH! Cursed Void! Initiating Dramatic Entrance Pattern Zeta!" Gilgamesh yelled, albeit muffled from his face still in the ground. He then flipped over onto his feet and shook the dirt off of him. He then posed dramatically and said:
"Prepare for Trouble
And be sure to make it double!
To protect the world from pacification!
To fight all warriors within any nation!
To increase the size of expansive hoard!
To extend my reach to the strongest sword!
Gilgamesh!
GILGAMESH!
Team Excalipur blasting off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Arrrooooooo!" (Translation: Enkidu! That's right!")
"Ha! Our best entrance yet if I do say so myself! AND I DO!" Gilgamesh boldly exclaimed. He then brought himself into a fighting stance and shouted, "Now warrior! It is time to do battle, with your sword on the line! LET US FIGHT... Like... men?" Gilgamesh looked around to find no one around. Just idyllic trees in an idyllic forest under an idyllic sky. "But but but but... I was told there would be warriors of phenomonal might here! I WANT MY AGENT!" Enkidu suddenly barked and looked at the Easter Bunny. The Bunny, being a rabbit, tried to hide, but pain shot up its leg and it fell. It rolled over and sat up, massaging its leg. He must've pulled a muscle dodging the oaf's descent. "AHA! Yes, Enkidu, it IS a tiny woodland animal!" Enkidu looked up at its master and barked again. "No, I forbid you eating it! It'll go straight to your thighs!" Enkidu barked again, somehow adding a terseness to the sound. "Yes, hindlegs, my mistake."
"You big oaf! You could've killed me and then no one would be able to hide these eggs!" The Easter Bunny yelled adorably at the swordsman.
"GAH! IT TALKS!" Gilgamesh yelled, jumping in fright.
"Of course I talk! I'm the Easter Bunny. Grr... I wonder if Cupid has this problem..." The Easter Bunny then tried to get up, but fell to the ground again. Man, that hurt.
"Oh my! Are you hurt, adorable woodland critter?" Gilgamesh asked, concerned for the bunny's well-being.
"Oh, I'm fine, probably just pulled a mus-" The Bunny began. It stopped when an idea occurred to it. It was such a good idea, he almost wondered why he hadn't thought of it before now. He immediately clutched his leg and began crying crocodile tears. "OH WOE IS ME!" The Bunny yelled, milking the tragedy for all its worth. "My leg has broken in eight places! However will I hide these eggs for the denizens of this universe to find?!"
"Errr..." Gilgamesh looked at his faithful companion, who only uttered a small "woof". The swordsman then began thinking, a rare thing for him. "That is usually not something we do... Besides, I'm sure someone will come along and help you out of your predicament. I mean, we're swordsman, not-"
"There's a rare sword in it for ya if you get people to find the eggs you hide."
"ENKIDU, TO THE GILGA-MOBILE! WE HAVE COLORED BREAKFAST TO HIDE!"
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Greetings, CM! It is I, GILGAMESH, the best swordsman in the world! I have hidden eggs all over this land and am now tasking you all to find them! Great riches and possible shenanigans are yours for the low, low price of signing up! And yes, the people signing up will be split into teams, so get people you trust on your side for better egg finding! SO GET TO IT! Post in this thread to sign up to this illustrious event! You have until April 1st, 2012! I WANT THAT SWORD, DON'T LET ME DOWN!
"Arf."
Yes, yes, I'm getting to that. Enkidu says hello.
