Post by boss2 on Apr 8, 2012 20:18:44 GMT -5
Gilgamesh bounded in, Enkidu following behind. He had gathered the teams in the same forest that he himself had dropped in. The Easter Bunny was in a wheelchair and his leg in a cast. It looked adorable. "RIGHT! It's time for me to announce the winners! Err... hold on..." Gilgamesh dug into his pockets and fished out various objects. Dice, cards, a steering wheel, a bag of dog treats (which Enkidu stole), a bike horn, several magazines labelled "Swordsman's digest" and "Weapons Monthly", a didgeridoo, a bouncy ball, an Etch-a-sketch, a magic wand, and a kitchen sink all fell out before he finally pulled out a few index cards. "AHA! At last, the results have been freed from the confines of my pockets! Now for the results. Enkidu, drum roll please!" Enkidu pushed a tape recorder with his nose (the recorder presumably among the items that had fallen out of Gilgamesh's pockets) and pressed play with his paw, panting all the while.
This, too, was adorable.
"The team in third place... is... TEAM #3!" Gilgamesh announced and confetti from... somewhere fell around Team #3. "The team in second place is... TEAM #1!" Even more confetti fell around Team #1. And the team in first place is... TEAM #2!" A truckload of confetti fell around Team #2, causing them to be stuck in a pile that went up to their knees. "Yes, yes, you have much cause for celebration, teams! For you have won the greatest of rewards that any hero and egg finder could wish for! COLD, HARD CASH! The munny has been divided amongst you in accordance with your standings in this contest." Gilgamesh gave the three teams a pouch full of money.
"Right! Now comes the matter of my sword, Mr. Bunny!" Gilgamesh turned to the Easter Bunny, hands on his hips, his face eager with anticipation. The Easter Bunny looked around then fished around in a sack it had by its wheelchair.
"Yeah, whatever, here." The Easter Bunny muttered, tossing a very comically small sword at Gilgamesh's feet. As Gilgamesh picked it up, he noticed that, to add insult to injury, it was made out of plastic.
"W-W-WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Gilgamesh exclaimed, clearly furious as stamped his feet against the ground.
"It is a legendary blade-"
"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Among my people. As in, bunnies."
"You never mentioned that! That wasn't our agreement!"
"Hey, I only said I'd give you A rare sword. I never specified which rare sword."
Gilgamesh fumed and smoke poured out of his ears somehow. "This is far from the strongest sword in the universe! How dare you trick me in such a ridiculous yet clever manner! IT'S MORPHING TIME! SWORD RANGER!" In a flash of light, Gilgamesh changed into his eight-armed form, eight weapons clenched in his eight hands. The Easter Bunny seemed less than impressed.
"Meh, I always liked Tommy better."
"FOOL! Your trickster ways are about to be thwarted by the strongest swordsman in all dimensions! Expect no quarter from me, adorable, yet clearly evil woodland critter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaaa... does anyone else get that sinking feeling?"
Unbeknownst to Gilgamesh, a hole in spaced opened up beneath his feet and was swallowing him up. "NononononononoNOOOOOO! Not the Void! Anything but that! Enkidu, my loyal companion, save me!" Enkidu was about to save his master until he looked at the bag of dog treats he had just managed to open. The smell was too intriguing and Enkidu took the bag and ran off. It would meet its master at another time. "How ironic that the tools of my downfall would lie in a seemingly harmless bag of dog treats?! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, EASTER BUNNNnnnnnnnnnnyyyyy..." And Gilgamesh vanished into the Void.
"What a weirdo..." the Easter Bunny said, before glancing up at the times. "Oh right, you guys. Happy Easter, enjoy your munny and your chocolate bunnies and have a safe trip back to wherever it is that creep shanghai'd you from. I'm going to take a trip to the spa and forget this ever happened." The Easter Bunny then got off of its wheelchair, shook the cast off and walked into the sunset.
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Well, congrats to Team #2 for winning the contest. The prizes will be doled out thusly.
First place (Team #2) - 150 munny
Second place (Team #1) - 100 munny
Third place (Team #3) - 50 munny
As with the Valentine's Day event, munny will be allocated ONLY TO THOSE WHO SIGNED UP AND FOUND AN EGG. If you did not participate... well, better luck next year.
Happy Easter and thanks to all those who signed up and participated.
This, too, was adorable.
"The team in third place... is... TEAM #3!" Gilgamesh announced and confetti from... somewhere fell around Team #3. "The team in second place is... TEAM #1!" Even more confetti fell around Team #1. And the team in first place is... TEAM #2!" A truckload of confetti fell around Team #2, causing them to be stuck in a pile that went up to their knees. "Yes, yes, you have much cause for celebration, teams! For you have won the greatest of rewards that any hero and egg finder could wish for! COLD, HARD CASH! The munny has been divided amongst you in accordance with your standings in this contest." Gilgamesh gave the three teams a pouch full of money.
"Right! Now comes the matter of my sword, Mr. Bunny!" Gilgamesh turned to the Easter Bunny, hands on his hips, his face eager with anticipation. The Easter Bunny looked around then fished around in a sack it had by its wheelchair.
"Yeah, whatever, here." The Easter Bunny muttered, tossing a very comically small sword at Gilgamesh's feet. As Gilgamesh picked it up, he noticed that, to add insult to injury, it was made out of plastic.
"W-W-WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Gilgamesh exclaimed, clearly furious as stamped his feet against the ground.
"It is a legendary blade-"
"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Among my people. As in, bunnies."
"You never mentioned that! That wasn't our agreement!"
"Hey, I only said I'd give you A rare sword. I never specified which rare sword."
Gilgamesh fumed and smoke poured out of his ears somehow. "This is far from the strongest sword in the universe! How dare you trick me in such a ridiculous yet clever manner! IT'S MORPHING TIME! SWORD RANGER!" In a flash of light, Gilgamesh changed into his eight-armed form, eight weapons clenched in his eight hands. The Easter Bunny seemed less than impressed.
"Meh, I always liked Tommy better."
"FOOL! Your trickster ways are about to be thwarted by the strongest swordsman in all dimensions! Expect no quarter from me, adorable, yet clearly evil woodland critter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaaa... does anyone else get that sinking feeling?"
Unbeknownst to Gilgamesh, a hole in spaced opened up beneath his feet and was swallowing him up. "NononononononoNOOOOOO! Not the Void! Anything but that! Enkidu, my loyal companion, save me!" Enkidu was about to save his master until he looked at the bag of dog treats he had just managed to open. The smell was too intriguing and Enkidu took the bag and ran off. It would meet its master at another time. "How ironic that the tools of my downfall would lie in a seemingly harmless bag of dog treats?! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, EASTER BUNNNnnnnnnnnnnyyyyy..." And Gilgamesh vanished into the Void.
"What a weirdo..." the Easter Bunny said, before glancing up at the times. "Oh right, you guys. Happy Easter, enjoy your munny and your chocolate bunnies and have a safe trip back to wherever it is that creep shanghai'd you from. I'm going to take a trip to the spa and forget this ever happened." The Easter Bunny then got off of its wheelchair, shook the cast off and walked into the sunset.
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Well, congrats to Team #2 for winning the contest. The prizes will be doled out thusly.
First place (Team #2) - 150 munny
Second place (Team #1) - 100 munny
Third place (Team #3) - 50 munny
As with the Valentine's Day event, munny will be allocated ONLY TO THOSE WHO SIGNED UP AND FOUND AN EGG. If you did not participate... well, better luck next year.
Happy Easter and thanks to all those who signed up and participated.